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another letter today, and it’s plain to see that things might go my way. This
time I’ll pay attention to things that matter, because I don’t want another
love to shatter.
understand your recent relationship has gone sour,
But we’re prepared to make an offer this very
If your old love is still in good condition,
like to upgrade to a current edition,
We have just
received trade-ins we selected,
hardly been loved, perhaps all have been neglected,
All with very low mileage and require little
To get back into the game, this is your
With a fresh
coat of paint and new trim,
revitalized, also sleek and slim,
are spotless, so much cleaner,
be parked where the grass is greener,
Now as for
you, in order to get your price,
to do some of your own sacrifice,
Work out and
get yourself in shipshape form,
yourself up to the loving norm,
well, better than a friend,
you don’t, she’ll trade you in.
letter gave me reason to ponder, perhaps I could learn to be so much fonder, if
I turned my heart loose and let it fly free, love might choose to stay with
me. It’s merely a thought, a dream or a
hope, but it’s a chance for love to thrive and cope.