Accidentally on Purpose (Part 2)
Career Choice #4
I wanted a career that let me work alone,
Just let me do my task,
An occupation that was really appreciated,
Was that too much to ask?
With a few classes I could be an electrician,
With a few years of training I’d be set,
It was shocking what I discovered,
So I wasn’t ready to commit yet,
I’d learn to be a responsible apprentice,
For maybe four years or more,
The idea was simply electrifying,
It thrilled me to the core,
I could be a great conductor,
Giving electricity a special path,
But I’d have to be extra careful,
Not to feel its burning wrath,
Then I found crawl spaces too small,
For my claustrophobic bent,
And spiders and snakes were not on my list,
Of things that were heaven sent,
So farewell to blueprints and colored wires,
And all things electricians do,
So circuit breakers and transformers,
I decided we were through,
Career Choice #5
I could handle deposits and lend out bucks,
So banking was a job I thought I could do,
What were my qualifications?
I looked good in suits and loved money too,
Interest on loans is a principal source of revenue,
So can’t you see me sitting behind a door,
Trying to find ways to raise the interest rates,
Counting currency and saying, “More, I want more,”
There has to be continual communication,
Between customers and banking employees,
So financial needs are met with services,
As long as the bank gets its fees,
Secrets kept me from being a banker,
For there were records about payments due,
I had access to confidential information,
And I refused to divulge what I knew,
Career Choice #6
I thought about becoming a heart surgeon,
Oh, how important I would be,
If I could replace a worn out heart,
Wouldn’t everybody just envy me?
Well trained, dedicated, and extremely skilled,
Some of the requirements for medical careers,
The pay is good and I have a few weeks to spend,
Wait! You say after college there’s six more years?
I would work long hours if the nurses were cute,
But clinical rotations and residencies I’d be on,
By the time I was ready to start my practice,
Half of my life would be gone,
I guess I just didn’t have the heart,
To even start,
So kiss thoracic surgery goodbye,
I won’t even try,
(To be continued)
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I Became a Writer Accidentally on Purpose
When I was ready to make choices concerning my
career path I was surprised to find that some choices were chosen for me, based
not on what I could do, but for what I couldn’t do.
When it was
time to make a career choice,
I had to
decide who I wanted to be,
For each
occupation has its own voice,
And I wanted
the spotlight shining on me,
Career
Choice #1
I loved
languages and I took great pride,
Spanish,
German, and Latin were on my list,
If I said I
was diligent in my studies, then I lied,
But I
enjoyed language structures, and I insist,
That some of
the sounds tangled my tongue,
Until the
day I ventured into the language lab,
When I heard
the teacher describing to everyone,
(My recorded
voice was booming and I felt his stab),
He remarked,
“He’s terrible with his pronunciations,”
I had other career
choices, this one wouldn’t be missed,
So cross off
language translator from my list,
Career
Choice #2
I often woke
up excited about the new day,
Songs would
be bursting from my lips,
Carpe diem!
It didn’t matter work or play,
The whole
world was at my fingertips,
Perhaps
singing would be a great career too,
But that thought
was soon nipped in the bud,
When my
career in singing all fell through,
Ostracized
and disgraced, my name was mud,
In mid-song the
choir director brought us to a halt,
She loudly announced,
“Someone’s off key,”
“We can’t
sing this cantata because of someone’s fault,
I wasn’t
worried because I knew it wasn’t me,
Then she
said, “That voice is on this side,”
She put us
in groups to narrow it down,
Finally she
was next to me, and I couldn’t hide,
She said, “I’ve
finally located that awful sound,”
I could
still sing for part of my everyday fun,
But I knew
my singing career was totally done,
Career Choice
#3
Like many
high school boys I was ready to perform,
I wanted riches
and fame, my name up in lights,
I did very
well in sports, I was ahead of the norm,
I knew what
was expected, I’d even wear tights,
My teams
weren’t exceptional, although we did well,
One
championship or two, the stats weren’t great,
If I would
go to the next level, only time would tell,
But I found
out the results of my professional fate,
“Son, there
are a few factors holding you back,
“You need to
be bigger, stronger, faster, just for a start,
And if you
had a lot more talent the money we’d stack,”
So, no pro
sports for me, just break my heart,
Choice
number three was out of my league,
I was tired
of losing but I wasn’t fatigued,
Career
Choices (To be continued)
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