Belle Has to Lead!
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She Has to Lead!
The big dogs could have eaten Belle in one mighty gulp,
But she was always fearless and she let them rough her up,
Often she romped happily with her canine friends,
When life is good like that the fun never ends,
To the other dogs her personality was a soothing balm,
This Tibetan bearded lion dog always seemed calm,
Playing with others became part of her daily game,
But Belle would stop her play when she heard me call her name,
Her best friend, though, was Fluffy the cat,
She would chase him and he would take her to the mat,
They wrestled day and night until they went to sleep,
Then they would snuggle together, in a little heap,
On evening before dinner I was watching a show,
An intruder entered, someone I didn’t know,
He carried a gun and I had no time to react,
Belle disappeared for a moment, then I lost track,
The stranger said with derision, “If that Lhasa apso is so wise,
How did I get the jump on you guys?”
He lit a cigarette and leaned against a wall,
“You’re all tied up and there’s no one to help at all,”
He smiled smugly and said, “If you make one sound,
Then you and that worthless dog are going down,”
At first Belle distracted him as she dashed from room to room,
The burglar opened the back door and out the door she zoomed,
“Hey, keep a sharp watch for the men in blue,
If I find you slacking, then I’ll be all over you,”
His two lookouts grunted, “We’re on it, we’ve got the outside,”
The burglar felt he had control so he went back inside,
At top speed Belle raced around corners and bends,
Then silent shapes in the moonlight sped to help her friends,
She led three Dobermans in a blitz the lookouts did not detect,
The lookouts were knocked to the ground, the canines they did respect,
Without a bark between them the big dogs knew what to do,
While the little dog continued onward, leading a motley crew,
Chihuahuas, terriers, bassets, two rottweilers, all were on the run,
Not one dog was willing to miss out on the evening’s fun,
The burglar heard a slew of sounds, from a squeak to a roar,
While he laughed at the sight, a dog slipped through the door,
From the top of a couch Belle found her viewing place,
The burglar took aim and shouted, “Get out of my face!”
When the waiting cat jumped on the burglar’s head,
The burglar shrieked as the cat took care of him instead,
Belle laughed to see such sport as the burglar thrashed around,
And then the rottweilers pounced to make sure he was down,
Later a patrol car pulled up and two policemen got out,
They were met by a small dog that was racing about,
She led them to the place where two men lay on the ground,
One of the policemen said, “Look at what we’ve found,”
“Roll over, and keep your hands behind your back,
These dogs look hungry, I don’t know if we can hold them back,”
One officer stayed while the other followed Belle to the house,
Small dogs were everywhere, but inside it was quiet as a mouse,
The burglar lay on the floor watched by the two rottweilers and the cat,
His face was scratched up and his pants torn where he sat,
“Please officer, I can’t move around and I can’t see,
If I turn just one bit these animals attack me,”
“Take me in and put me in a safe cell,
I have my rights and I know them well,
I’ll sue that man for all he’s done,
He’s the only one here so he has to be the one,”
I laughed, “I’m still tied up, you tied the knots well,
Think about that while you’re in your cell,”
He stared at me oddly but that drew a hiss,
I said, “You’d better be careful glaring like this,”
More officers arrived and put the bad guys in cars,
The burglar was crying because he thought he might have scars,
A detective approached me with a pen in his hand,
“I have questions to ask, there are things I don’t understand,”
“Who got all these dogs involved, and what about the cat?
And how did you do it all tied up like that?”
The three perpetrators are as confused as anyone,
And one more question, who called 9-1-1?”
When the officers left and I was almost alone,
I patted each dog and the cat and hung up the phone,
“Belle, you did well rounding up your friends,
But you had too much fun, so wipe off your grin,”
I gave all the animals treats and sent them all home,
“Come back and visit if you need somewhere to roam,”
Wearily I climbed into bed and turned out the light,
I thought about the events of this interesting night,
Following directions is considered a sign of dogs being smart,
But Belle knowing what to do in an emergency was pure art,
The other dogs might be smarter so I’m teaching her to read,
But already she knows they have to follow and she has to lead.
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